Wisdom from mayac

The only way you'll ever understand your parents is to raise kids yourself.

Wisdom from pattyo

I am spending my children's inheritance.

Do you ever let your underage kids drink alcohol?

* Never!
* Only on holidays and special occasions.
* Once in a while. A taste of the forbidden fruit will make it less tempting.
* Sure! I'd rather they drink in the house than out with their friends.

Wisdom from mayac

Whoever came up with the term "terrible twos" hadn't yet parented a teenager.

Wisdom from mayac

If you have ever thought, "I'm a terrible mother," chances are: you're not.

Wisdom from mayac

If you're a good pet owner, you'll probably make a good parent.

When you retire, do you plan to...

* stay in the area where you are living, but downsize?
* move to an active retirement community?
* move to a location where you've always liked to vacation?
* buy an RV and see where life takes you?
* buy a sailboat, and see where life takes you?
* stay right where you are?
* move in with one of your children?
* I'm not retiring

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