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If you are one of the 23 percent of U.S. couples (34 percent if you live in Canada) sleeping in separate beds, there are a handful of reasons why you might be keeping your space, so to speak. Stress, different work schedules, snoring, tossing and turning, “morning” or “evening” personality types and feelings of anger or resentment are some of the most common reasons. Reasons for Read more...

If you are one of the 23 percent of U.S. couples (34 percent if you live in Canada) sleeping in separate beds, there are a handful of reasons why you might be keeping your space, so to speak. Stress, different work schedules, snoring, tossing and turning, “morning” or “evening” personality types and feelings of anger or resentment are some of the most common reasons. Reasons for Read more...

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A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was Read more...

Feeling lethargic and wheezy lately? If yes, spending the day in bed may make matters worse, not better. Sheets, pillows and other bedding items may contain enough dust mite allergens to cause allergies or asthma, say scientists at the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences, a part of the National Institutes of Health. A new National Survey of Americans' Bedding revealed Read more...

For a sailor looking for a peaceful sleep ashore, a little ingenuity is in order. By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded with a proprietor, "or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant -- an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, Read more...

A man joins a monastery and has to take a vow of silence, but every five years he is allowed to say two words. At the end of five years, he goes into the abbot's office and says, "Food bad." The abbot replies, "We will do what we can, my son." At the end of 10 years, the man goes into the abbot's office and says, "Room cold." The abbot tells him, Read more...

A couple in their late-40s met one night in a hotel bar and, within a few weeks, took the plunge and got married. As they were lying in bed in their wedding suite, staring at the ceiling, the man says, "I should tell you that I haven't been completely honest with you. I really do think the world of you, but you are only number two to me. Golf was, is and always will be No. 1. It's my hobby, Read more...

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing now beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Read more...