accident

Long-Life Tips

Stay Balanced

One in every three people over the age of 75 suffers from at least one major fall each year, and falling can be deadly. Those in midlife should include balance exercises in their repertoire of fitness workouts. Stand on one leg for half a minute, then the other -- four or five minutes a day. ... View slideshow >>

Incontinence

Symptoms

Talk to your doctor if you are experiencing any of the following symptoms: Having the urge to urinate more than eight times in a 24-hour period Getting up two or more times during the night to urinate Accidental loss of urine due to a sudden and unstoppable need to urinate ... View slideshow >>

Humor

Breathing Easier

Posted August 27, 2007 3:37 PM

"How come you're late?" the restaurant manager asks as the young waitress walks in the door. "It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street. He was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured and there was blood everywhere. Thank goodness I took that Read more...

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Humor

Legal Opinion

Posted August 27, 2007 3:37 PM

A policeman arrives at the scene of an accident, where a young lady has smashed her car into a tree. The officer rushes over to the vehicle and asks her, "Are you seriously hurt?" "How do I know?" the young lady responds. "I'm not a lawyer." - - - - - Read more...

See also: accident, car tree, lady, lawyer, policeman, vechicle

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Humor

Changing Testimony

Posted August 27, 2007 3:37 PM

A farmer is in a traffic accident, and he decides to sue the company that owns the truck that was responsible for the accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer is questioning the farmer. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" asks the lawyer. "Well, I'll tell you what happened," says the farmer. "I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, Read more...

See also: accident, farmer, highway partolman, mule, sue, traffic, truck

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Humor

Savings Plan

Posted August 27, 2007 3:37 PM

A man runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, "Can you lend me 200 bucks? My wife has had a terrible accident." The stranger says, "If you need $200, what are you using to gamble with?" Says the breathless man, "Oh, I've got gambling money." - - - - - Read more...

See also: accident, gamble, hotel, Las Vegas, man, money, wife

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Stress Reduction

Learn to Identify Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

Posted August 27, 2007 3:31 PM

You have a lot to worry about after a traffic accident -- dealing with any injuries and of course your insurance company -- so it's important to know the emotional roller coaster you're on is very normal. The American Academy of Family Physicians says it's also good to know when what you're feeling is Post Traumatic Stress so you can head to your doctor for help. AAFP doctors say one Read more...

See also: accident, disorder, general, Health, insurance, mental, post, stress, traffic, traumatic

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