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America is aging in large numbers. Eight thousand people reach the age of 60 every day. Demographers, economists and politicians are using terms like "Age-Wave," "Gerontocracy" and "Silver Tsunami" to describe this aging phenomenon. This kind of fear mongering is not necessary. If we use our brains, we can overcome the demographic and socioeconomic challenges ahead Read more...

A salesman is walking down the street carrying two suitcases. When a man approaches him, the salesman puts the suitcases down and says, "Sir, I'm selling this fine watch today. Only $100.""No, thanks," the man says. "I have a watch.""But this is a magnificent watch," says the salesman. "Look at this," and he presses a button on the watch. The air Read more...

A man's wife discovers lipstick on the collar of her husband's shirt."How do you explain this?" she demands, greatly agitated and holding the evidence in front of the man."There has to be some explanation," the man says calmly. "Give me some time to think about it."- - - - - Think you're funny? Share your best jokes here. Read more...

Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough." Submitted by IJAZZ in the "Share a Joke" Read more...

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole Read more...

A teacher asks a student, "What would happen if one of your ears was cut off?""I'd be deaf in that ear, teacher," the student says."And if the other ear was cut off?""I'd be blind.""Blind?" asks the teacher. "Why do you say that?"The student replies: "Because my glasses would fall off."- - - - - Think you're funny? Share your Read more...

A terribly agitated man goes to the doctor. "Doc, I really need your help. I can't sleep, I can barely eat and I think I'm losing my mind!" The doctor tries to calm the haggard man." Now take it slow tell me what's the matter." "Well, Doc," the man says, "my leg is talking to me. It's got me a nervous wreck and keeps me up all hours of the Read more...

Two friends are sitting at a bar, and one turns to the other and asks, "You get along very well with your mother-in-law, I gather.""No, not at all," the other man says."Why, then, do you have a picture of her tucked into the cellophane on your pack of cigarettes?""Oh," says the second man, "that's because I'm trying to stop smoking."- - - - - Read more...

1. Strangers Have the Best Candy 2. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 3. Some Kittens Can Fly! 4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 5. The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer-- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes! 6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking 7. You Are Different and That's Bad 8. Dad's New Wife Michael 9. POP! Goes the Hamster ... and Other Great Read more...