smoke

It's the middle of the night when a woman wakes up and smells smoke. She shakes her husband and starts yelling, "Help! Help! Wake up and call the fire department! The house is on fire!""Shhh," says the husband. "Don't make so much noise. You'll wake your mother."- - - - -Think you're funny? Share your best jokes here. Read more...

Sticking to three simple habits of good health can delay any disease-related disability by up to eight years, a medical researcher says. Dr. James Fries of Stanford University writes in the magazine New Choices: Living Even Better after 50, "if you don't smoke, maintain a reasonable body weight and do regular aerobic exercise (about four hours a week), you'll delay disability from Read more...