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The IQ Test

Posted October 13, 2008 4:11 PM

Two men were at a bar and one said, " Hey, I had my IQ checked and it was 175." The other responded, "That's a coincidence! So is mine. What do you do for a living?" " I'm a physicist," was the reply. Again came, "That's a coincidence! So am I." This was overheard at a nearby table. The two men there compared IQ's at 160 and were Read more...

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World's Greatest Hearing Aid

Posted September 29, 2008 5:17 PM

Bob is walking down the street when he spots an old friend, Ray, whom he hasn't seen in ages. "I'm doing great now" says Ray. "I just got this new hearing aid and it's fantastic. The sound is so clear, even in noisy places like restaurants. It's made a world of difference." "Is that so?" responds Bob. "What kind is it?" Ray looks at his Read more...

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Best Friends -- Forever

Posted September 28, 2008 10:11 AM

Gaston & Pierre were close friends all their lives. One day Gaston announced that he was going to marry, and of course Pierre would be best man. Anyone from Louisiana knows that a Cajun wedding usually takes place early on a Saturday morning then every one goes to a lavish reception that usually lasts till Sunday night -- lots of music and plenty of booze! On Sunday morning Gaston Read more...

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A Rose By Any Name

Posted September 28, 2008 9:53 AM

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking. "Last night we went out to a new restaurant ," said one of the men. "It was really great. I would recommend it very highly." "What is the name of the restaurant?" the second man asked. The first Read more...

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September 1

...So Why Aren’t We Working Today?

by Paul B. Brown @ 7:07 am. Filed under holidays, humor, irony, Labor Day, work
Does anyone else find it odd that on LABOR day so few of us are working? More…
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August 27

Couldn’t They Donate Their Money Instead?

by Paul B. Brown @ 9:41 am. Filed under advertising, charity, humor, mccain, Obama
Couldn’t They Donate Their Money Instead? There is no doubt the economy is hurting, but you would never know it judging by the record number of Presidential ads you see on television. That thought was brought home for me last night as my college-aged daughter and I watched the Yankees-Red Sox game instead of the Democratic convention. (It is not that we are a-political. We both already know who we are going to vote for. And Shannon (a passionate Sox fan) and I (someone who has rooted for the Yankees since I discovered baseball when I was seven back in 1961) have a standing date—complete with pizza and trash talking—whenever the two teams play.) More…
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You Want Body Wash With That?

Posted August 13, 2008 12:26 PM

XENIA, Ohio - August 13, 2008 -- Mr. Unstable is now Mr. Unemployed. The Burger King employee who took a soapy bath in a utility sink at work and then posted a video of it online doesn't work at Burger King anymore. Timothy Tackett, who was fired, says he regrets the bath because a couple of other people also lost their jobs -- the co-worker who did the taping and the shift Read more...

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Unionized Labor

Posted August 7, 2008 9:12 AM

Did you know that the pyramids were built by union workers? It was originally designed as a cube. But each shift did a little less till the last one said, "Just throw a rock on top and lets go home." Read more...

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One for the Record Books

Posted August 7, 2008 9:10 AM

A gentleman walks into the Guinness world records office and announces that he has set a new record. "I've completed this 200 piece jigsaw puzzle, and it only took me 18 months!" And the man in charge says, "Well,... why should that be a new world record?" The gentleman replies, "It said on the box 3 to 5 years!" Read more...

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A Few Too Many

Posted August 5, 2008 3:07 PM

Late one Friday night, two policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are Read more...

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