Sailor:

... Attention Posted August 27, 2007 3:38 PM For a sailor looking for a peaceful sleep ashore, a little ingenuity is in order. ... See also: ashore , bed , kiss , peaceful , sailor , sleep , snores Share Your Thoughts | Send to ...

... flannel dress. The top was typically square-cut like a sailor's jacket, while the bottom was a generous trouser, courtesy of fashion ... the way they think it should. Others move with it like a sailor using the wind, trusting that the universe is taking them exactly where ...

For a sailor looking for a peaceful sleep ashore, a little ingenuity is in order. By the time the sailor pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got ... him, "I'll take it." The next morning the sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd ...

... I know her, is 50 years old, butt ugly, and swears like a sailor in between cigarettes and beers. I was shocked becuase he is so ...

... than submarines in the sky."  From an old carrier sailor.   "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's ... on top of him and disgraced his family name" An old sailor & the prostitue An old retired sailor had a sexual urge so ...

A shipwrecked sailor has spent several years on a deserted island. One morning, he looks out ... on the beach, the officer in charge hands the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and tells him, "The captain says to read ... (Humor, Article, Joke, beach, Captain, island, newspapers, sailor, ship) ...

A sailor walks into a lingerie store in a seaport town and says to the clerk, ... the clerk asks. "That depends," the sailor responds. "Do you have them for a mermaid?" - - - - - (Humor, Article, Joke, bra, lingerie, mermaid, panties, sailor) ...

... with two of his closest friends from school. Drinks like a sailor, and is also on medications (Prozac) & don't know what else. She ... drinks heavily, smokes to high heavens, curses like a sailor, is crude, disheveled and makes suggestive remarks to mothers daughter ...

... left my right side shorter so I walked like a drunken sailor. Even with lift in shoe. It proceeded to cause muscle problems in ...