Tricks and Treats

Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?
A: The Eerie Canal

Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride at a theme park?
A: A roller ghoster

Q: Why does the mummy keep his Band-Aids in the refrigerator?
A: So he can use them for cold cuts 

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?
A: De'coffin'ated

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo

Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
A: Terrorfried

Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving

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