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The Olympic Games in Atlanta were tough to get tickets to. Three locals struck upon a scheme to sneak in pretending to be athletes.

The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer: "Johnson, pole vault."

The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting: "Billy Joe Anderson, discus."

The last got a large roll of barbed wire from his truck, but was stopped at the gate when he said: "Smith -- fencing."