Mother's Helper

A woman comes home from a party and asks the French girl who is working her first day as an au pair how everything went.

"Did the children behave when you bathed them?" she asks.

"All but ze biggest boy," the girl says. "How he fight and kick before I get him in ze water!"

"Which biggest boy?" the woman asks. "We've got only one boy, Freddy, and he's not even two yet."

"Eet is not little Freddy I mean," the au pair says. "Eet is ze big boy with glasses and curly hair."

"Oh my goodness!" the woman exclaims. "That's not my boy. That's my husband!"

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