Locked In

A manager invites one of his promising young employees to go on a business trip. When they are going up to their hotel rooms, the boss tells the young employee that he will meet him in the coffee shop for breakfast at 8 o'clock the next morning.

At 8 a.m., the boss is there, but not the employee. In fact, the boss waits for half an hour more, and when the employee still hasn't show up, the boss calls his room and asks why he hasn't come down for breakfast.

"I can't get out of the room," the young man says.

"What do you mean you can't get out?" the boss asks.

"Well," says the fellow, "the room has only three doors. One goes to the bathroom, the other to the closet, and the third has a sign on it that reads, 'Do Not Disturb.'"

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