Friendly Persuasion

A young man confides to a friend that he is thinking about getting married.

"You might want to get some counseling first," his friend says. "With the divorce rate so high in America, there's a new counseling organization called 'Marriage Anonymous.'"

"Oh really?" the young man asks. "What do they do?"

"Whenever a man is considering marriage, they send over a woman wearing a torn housecoat, with curlers in her hair and cream on her face, and she tries to nag him out of it."

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