Fearsome Nightmare

A man goes to see a psychiatrist.

"I've been having a horrible recurring dream," the man says. "I need to know what it means."

"Tell me," the psychiatrist says. "I'll try to help you."

"Every night I dream my mother-in-law comes to my house mounted on an alligator." He shudders. "Oh, that hard, rough skin, that gaping mouth, those sharp teeth, those glassy yellow eyes, that hot, smelly breath!"

"That is terrible," the psychiatrist says.

"And that's not the half of it," the man says. "Wait until I tell you about the alligator!"

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