Down Under

An Englishman is flying off for a visit to Australia. As the plane gets ready to land, the cabin attendant hands out information cards.

The man carefully goes through the standard questions -- name, nationality, passport number, etc. -- but he seems to puzzle over one item: "Have you ever been imprisoned?"

After thinking it over for some time, he writes: "I didn't know it was still a requirement."

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