Breakfast Surprise

One morning two children order their mother to stay in bed. As she lies there looking forward to being brought breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floats up from the kitchen.

Finally, the children call her to come downstairs. She finds them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.

Says one, "As a surprise, we decided to cook our own breakfast!"

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