A Slice of Life

A couple in their late-40s met one night in a hotel bar and, within a few weeks, took the plunge and got married. As they were lying in bed in their wedding suite, staring at the ceiling, the man says, "I should tell you that I haven't been completely honest with you. I really do think the world of you, but you are only number two to me. Golf was, is and always will be No. 1. It's my hobby, my passion, my first love."

They both stare at the ceiling, and time passes. Then the woman says, "Well, while we're baring our souls, I guess I'd better tell you that we met in that hotel bar that night because I was working. I've been a hooker all my life."

The man sits bolt upright, jumps out of bed, looks at her for a moment, then says, "Have you tried widening your stance and adjusting your grip???"