Joke

Did you know that the pyramids were built by union workers? It was originally designed as a cube. But each shift did a little less till the last one said, "Just throw a rock on top and lets go home." Read more...

Late one Friday night, two policemen spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening. "Aye, so I have. 'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called 'Happy Hour' and they served these mar-gar-itos which are Read more...

10. It doesn't take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels. 9. When was the last time you tuned in to "Melrose Place" and got a "Not Found 404" message? 8. There are fewer grating color schemes on TV. Even on MTV. 7. The family never argues over which Web site to visit this evening. 6. A remote control has fewer buttons than a keyboard. Read more...

Pat and Mike were walking down the street. When they came to the church, Pat said, "Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time." Pat entered the confessional and said, "Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman." The priest asked, "Was it Mrs. Murphy?" "No, Father!" was the reply. Read more...

A medical doctor, an engineer and a lawyer all went into shark-infested waters when their boat capsized. The sharks tore the doctor and the engineer limb from limb and ate them all up. They left the lawyer. Why? Professional courtesy. Read more...

One day there was a knock on the Pope's office door. When he answered it, the salesman said, "Hello, my management team would like to discuss a proposal with you." After taking a seat in his office, the salesman said, "I am with Kentucky Fried Chicken. We would like to offer 2 million dollars to the church if you can change the Lord's blessing from 'Give us this day our daily Read more...

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" ... "I know," said Herman, "But, It's not just one car, it's hundreds of them." Read more...

The Olympic Games in Atlanta were tough to get tickets to. Three locals struck upon a scheme to sneak in pretending to be athletes. The first grabbed a long pipe off his plumber's van and entered, telling the security officer: "Johnson, pole vault." The second grabbed a hub cap out of his truck, and ran past the guard shouting: "Billy Joe Anderson, discus." The Read more...

A blonde and a brunette were both asked to jump off a building, and they each agreed. Which one reached the bottom of the building first, the blonde or the brunette? The brunette ... the blonde had to ask for directions. Read more...

A little boy walked out into a field saying, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed up the ball, swung at it, and missed. The boy yelled, "Strike one!" Then he tossed the ball a second time and missed, "Strike Two!" The boy checked his bat, concentrated very hard, tossed up his ball and missed again. Then the boy said, "Boy, I'm the Read more...