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A Marriage Made in Heaven

Posted August 21, 2008 3:39 PM

A man and a woman were just divorced, and on their way out of the courthouse they were both killed by a runaway bus. In heaven, they had second thoughts about their divorce so they went to St. Peter and ask to be remarried. St. Peter said "come back in 15 years!" Fifteen years later they came back and a minister remarried them. Soon after they started fighting again, Read more...
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Learn Golf in One Easy Lesson

Posted August 21, 2008 3:27 PM

Why spend years mastering the game when instructor J.C. Anderson puts it all into one short package of tips.

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Lost and Found

Posted August 21, 2008 10:47 AM
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News Report: NASA Tests Effects of Zero Gravity on Obesity

Posted August 21, 2008 10:28 AM

An obese astronaut appears to be the subject of a secret study being conducted on the International Space Station.

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A Different Kind of Sleeping Pill

Posted August 21, 2008 10:26 AM

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 72 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep Read more...
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Lost and Found

Posted August 21, 2008 10:21 AM

These two guys were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend, "Hey, why don't you try this ball?" He draws a green golf ball out of his bag. "You can't lose it." His friend replies, "What do you mean you can't lose it?!" The first man replies, "I'm serious, you can't lose it. If you hit it into Read more...
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The Price of a Higher Education

Posted August 20, 2008 11:04 AM
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Caution: Funny Signs Ahead

Posted August 20, 2008 10:43 AM

Take a trip to Funnytown with this montage of "I-can't-believe-they-did-that" signs from all over America.

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Gone Batty

Posted August 20, 2008 10:13 AM

One night at about 2:00 a.m., two bats were hanging upside down, when one bat nudged the other bat's wing."Hey, you wanna go and get some blood, a midnight snack?" The other bat says, "Now where the heck are we going to get blood at two in the morning?' So the first bat says, "If you don't want to go, fine. I'll go by myself." About 30 minutes later the Read more...
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