Wedding Bells

A couple in their 80s decide to get married, and they go for a stroll to make wedding plans. While they are walking, they come to a drugstore. The man suggests that they go in.

The man asks the pharmacist, "Do you sell heart medication?"

"Of course we do," says the pharmacist.

"How about medicine for circulation?"

"All kinds."

"Medicine for rheumatism?"

"Definitely."

The man pauses, then asks, "How about Viagra?"

"Of course," the pharmacist replies.

"Medicine for memory?"

"Yes, a large variety."

"What about vitamins, constipation remedies and sleeping pills?" the man asks.

"Absolutely," says the pharmacist.

The old gent turns to his bride-to-be. "Sweetheart," he says, "we might as well register our wedding gift list with them!"

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