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One day a man takes his wife on a drive through the countryside and pulls up in front of a large lot with two houses on it.

"I bought both of these houses, dear," he tells her. "One is for us and the other is for your mother."

"How wonderful!" the happily surprised woman exclaims. Then she asks, "Which is mama's house?"

Says the husband with just a trace of a smile, "It's the one without the lightning rods."

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