Second Thoughts

A man is sitting alone in his office one night when a genie pops up out of his ashtray.

"And what will your third wish be?"

The man looks at the genie and asks, "Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when I haven't had a first or second wish yet?"

"You have had two wishes already," the genie says, "but your second wish was for me to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes. You now have one wish left."

"OK," says the man, "I don't believe this, but what the heck. I've always wanted to understand women. I'd love to know what's going on inside their heads."

"Funny," says the genie as he grants the man's wish and disappears forever, "that was your first wish, too!"

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