"I'm sorry," says the personnel director. "We have no openings."
"But I need a job very badly," the man says. "I lost my other one."
"I told you," the personnel director repeats, "we have no openings."
"Please. I beg you. I have a wife and five children."
"Excuse me," the personnel director says, "but unfortunately at this time we have no positions open."
"Well, in that case," says the man with a big smile, opening his briefcase, "you need to buy one of these signs that I'm selling: 'No Openings.'"
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