Out to Lunch

So you say there's no difference between men and women? Consider this.

If Laura, Sarah, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Sarah, Debra and Rose. If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

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