Late for Class

Mother knocks on her son's bedroom door, opens it and says, "Johnny, it's getting late. Get up or you'll be late for school."

From under the covers, Johnny replies, "I'm not going to school anymore".

Mother asks, "What's wrong? Are you sick?"

"Not sick," came the reply.

"Well, that's no excuse. Give me two good reasons why you won't go to school."

Johnny says, "The kids hate me, the teacher hates me, everyone there hates me. Why don't you give me two reasons why I should go to school?"

Mother says, "You're 57 years old, and you're the principal."