Health
Jokes & Laughs: Thoughts on Marriage
- My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last: Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little wine, some good food and companionship.
Yes. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Chicago and mine is in New York.
- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
- I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
I suggested the kitchen.
- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- She had an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. Then she said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair.
- Remember: Marriage is the No. 1 cause of divorce. Statistically, 100 percent of all divorces started with marriage.
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was "Always."
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her.
- The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
