Interior Decorating

A man walks unsteadily up to his house one payday evening and opens the door to find his wife waiting for him.

"OK," she says, "today's Friday. Where's your pay envelope?"

"I already spent all my pay," the man says with a slight slur. "I bought something for the house."

"What? What could you buy for the house that cost $480?" his wife asks.

Says the husband, "Eight rounds of drinks."

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