An actor comes home to a burned-down house. His sobbing and slightly singed wife is standing outside. "What happened, honey?" the man asks.

"Oh, John, it was terrible," she weeps. "I was cooking and the phone rang. It was your agent, and we started talking. Because I was on the phone, I didn't notice the stove was on fire. It went up in seconds. Everything is gone. I nearly didn't make it out of the house. Poor Fluffy is --"

"Wait. Back up a minute," the husband says. "My agent called?"

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