On Her Knees

One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best is running to avoid being late for church. As she runs she keeps praying, "Dear God, please don't let me be late to church. Please don't let me be late to church ..."

Suddenly, she trips and falls.

When she gets back up, she begins praying again, "Please, God don't let me be late to church -- but don't shove me either! "

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