Heads Up

Two golfers are paired for a charity tournament, and one is a minister. At a short hole the minister asks the other man, "What are you going to use on this hole?"

"An eight iron, reverend. How about you?"

"I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray," the minister says.

The young man hits his eight iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his seven iron, and the ball dribbles out into the fairway just a few yards.

"I don't know about you, reverend," the other man says, "but in my church when we pray, we keep our heads down."

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