Health

Hard Lesson

A college co-ed calls her father in tears. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice," she moans.

"I did? What did I tell you?" the dad asks.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the state," he says. "There must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffs. "They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds.'"

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