Happy Death

Three smiling corpses are lying in a morgue in Arkansas, and a reporter goes to the coroner's office to find the causes of death.

The coroner points to the first dead man. "This is Cletus," he says. "He died of shock after winning $20 million on the lottery."

He then moves on to the second smiling corpse. "This is Bo," the coroner says. "For years he'd been begging the widow Jones to marry him, and when she finally said 'Yes,' he just keeled over."

"What about this third fellow?" the reporter asks.

"Oh, that's Bubba. He was struck by lightning."

"But why was the fool smiling?" the reporter asks.

Says the coroner, "He thought he was having his picture taken."