Hanging Around

A cad marries an extremely wealthy woman and she finds that all he does is lie around the mansion all day watching television and drinking beer. Finally, she's fed up, and she accosts him one afternoon while he's watching a baseball game on TV.

"If it were not for my money, that couch you are lying on wouldn't be here. That television set that you are watching would not be here, and that refrigerator where you keep you beer would not be here."

"You're right," the fellow says lazily. "And if it were not for your money, I wouldn't be here, either."

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