Going to the Doctor

An old man in his 80s got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why, are you sick?"

"No," he said, "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and put on her sweater. Her husband asked, "Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor, too."

He said, "Why?"

She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot!"

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