Fare Comment

A husband and wife are having an argument in a downtown street, and the wife, very upset, finally says, "You are worthless. And I'm going to prove it."

The wife hails and a cab, and when the car pulls up she asks, "How much will you charge me to go to the airport?"

"That would be $30, ma'am," the driver says.

"And my husband?"

"The same," says the cabbie.

"You see," she says, turning to her husband, "you aren't worth anything."

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