Faithful Companion

A young lady visits a matchmaker for marriage. "I'm looking for a spouse," she says. "Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"

"What are your requirements?" the matchmaker asks.

"Well, let me see. He needs to be good-looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hours if I don't go out. Able to tell me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."

The matchmaker listens carefully. Finally she says, "I don't think it's a husband you want. You need a TV."

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