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A duck walks into a saloon, hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender, and asks him, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender looks at this duck on his bar and replies, "No, this is a bar. We don't have any grapes."

The duck hops down off the bar and walks out the door.

The next day, in comes the same duck. He hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender, and asks him, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender, a little irritated now, says, "No! We don't have any grapes! Now go away!"

The duck hops down off the bar and walks out the door.

The next day, the bartender can't believe his eyes. Here's the same duck walking through the door! The duck hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender and asks, "Got any grapes?"

The bartender is really ticked off now. He yells, "Look, you stupid duck! I told you yesterday and the day before that. For the last time, this is a bar! We don't have any grapes, and we won't ever have any grapes! If you come in here again and ask for grapes, I'm gonna nail your silly little webbed feet to the floor! Now get outta here!"

The duck calmly hops down off the bar and walks out the door. The next day the duck walks in, hops up on the bar, looks at the bartender and asks him, "Got any nails?"

Taken aback, the bartender stammers, "U-h-h-h, no."

The duck smiles and says, "Good! Got any grapes?!?"

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