Either, Or

A gentleman of uncertain years and few resources is courting a wealthy widow, and one day he tells a friend that he may marry the woman.

"I'm told she is very puritanical," the friend says. "If you marry her, you will probably have to quit smoking and drinking and enjoying nights out at the tavern."

"Yes, that's true," the aging suitor replies. "But if I don't marry her, I will have to quit eating."

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