Don't String Him Up -- Shred Him

A cowboy walked into an empty bar and ordered a whisky. When the bartender poured the drink, the cowboy asked, "Where is everyone?"

"They've gone to the hanging," the bartender said.

"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"

"Brown Paper Pete," the bartender replied.

"What kind of a name is that?" the cowboy asked.

"Well," said the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper jeans and brown paper boots."

"How bizarre," replied the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling."
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