Doctor's Orders

A man walks into a bar and approaches the bartender. "Can I have a pint of less, please?"

"I'm sorry sir," the bartender says, looking slightly puzzled, "Ihaven't come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"

"I've no idea," replies the man. "The thing is, I went to see my doctor last week and he told me that I should drink less.

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