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An office worker stops a friend in the hallway and asks, "Did you hear about the regional vice president?"
"Hear what?" the other man asks.
"He died this morning."
"What?" asks the other man. "What happened?"
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack," the first man says. "Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one."
"Boy, do I," the other man says. "She's that real sweet young thing."
"Yeah, that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."
"What do you mean?" the other man asks.
"He kept yelling at her: 'Call 9-1-1! Call 9-1-1!' She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number."
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"Hear what?" the other man asks.
"He died this morning."
"What?" asks the other man. "What happened?"
"He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack," the first man says. "Everyone was gone except his secretary. You know the one."
"Boy, do I," the other man says. "She's that real sweet young thing."
"Yeah, that's the one. Turns out she isn't too smart, though."
"What do you mean?" the other man asks.
"He kept yelling at her: 'Call 9-1-1! Call 9-1-1!' She just stood there waiting for him to give her the rest of the phone number."
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