Car Trouble

A sweet young thing has an unreliable car, and every time it breaks down, she calls her boyfriend for a ride.

One day she calls him again.

"What happened this time?" he asks.

"My brakes went out," she says. "Can you come to get me?"

"Where are you?"

"I'm in the drugstore at the shopping center," she says.

"And where's the car?" he asks.

Says the sweet young thing, "It's in here with me."

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