Call 911
Posted August 27, 2007 3:37 PM
It's the middle of the night when a woman wakes up and smells smoke. She shakes her husband and starts yelling, "Help! Help! Wake up and call the fire department! The house is on fire!"
"Shhh," says the husband. "Don't make so much noise. You'll wake your mother."
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