A government employee finds an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusts it off, a genie appears and grants him three wishes.
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now," the employee tells the genie. Poof! A beer appears.
Next the man says, "I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women."
Poof! He is on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
"Oh, man this is the life," the guy says to himself. "I wish I never had to work again."
Poof! He is back at his desk in the government office.
